Lady+Povec's+Women

 The Company Name: **Lady Povec's men** The Tempest Times: p**Act 3; Hence 2- (Hines: 1-57)**

Characters: 2. Bridget- Ernie 3. India- Big Bird 4. Nikki- Elmo**
 * 1.** **Maddie- Bert

Time Period: **Sesame Street**

Our Sesamized Lines:

The Joke! 
 * Enter Caliban, Stephano and Trinculo. **
 * Stephano: **Don't tell the beer is almost gone. When were totally out of it, only then will we drink water, not before. Now, let's drink! You monster, make a toast to me! 
 * Trinculo: ** Slave- monster? What kind of isle is this? They believe there is only five people here but we three are the only ones. And if the other two are as smart as us, our country is in trounble.


 * Stephano:** Drink up slave- monster. Your eyes look as if they have rolled to the back of your head.


 * Trinculo:** Where else should his eyes be? If they were on his bottom then he would truly be a monsterous monster.


 * Stephano:** My slave- monster is so intoxicated that he can't even talk. But for me, no drink can harm me. Not alcohol nor the whole ocean itself. Slave- monster, you'll be my lieutenant or my flag-bearer.


 * Trinculo:** Your lieutenant is better because he can not sustain himself to hold a flag.


 * Stephano:** We are not gonna flee, Monsieur Monster. We are braver than that.


 * Trinculo:** We are not going to walk away either. You are just going to lie there like sleeping hounds and murmer nothing.


 * Stephano:** Monster honey, speak once and be a good honey.


 * Caliban:** How is Your Majesty? Let me lick your shoe. //(Gestures to Trinculo.)// You, I will not serve becuase you are not courgeous like Your Majesty here. //(Hand-shaking with Stephano.)//


 * Trinculo:** You are liar, you idiotic beast! I’m brave. I could knock out a police officer right now. You drunk beast, how could call me a chicken after all the alcohol I’ve drunk today? Do you speak such beastly lies because you’re half drunk and half beast?
 * Caliban: **Look how he is making fun of me will you let him talk tome like that my lord?
 * Trinculo: **“Lord” calls you one idiot that beast is.
 * Caliban: **//(To Stephano.) // There he goes again please bite him to death I’m begging you.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo, speak politely. If you beastly against me I will hang you from the next tree and will not allow him to be insulted.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: Thank you my noble lord. Now would you please listen once again to the offer I made you before. **
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Indeed I will, kneel and tell me again. I will stand and so will Trinculo.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">As I told you before, I am enslaved to a tyrant; a magician who tricked me with magic spells and took my island from me with his magic.
 * //__<span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Ariel: You liar! __//**<span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **//<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">(To Trincul //<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">o.) You are the liar you big fat monkey. I wish my courageous master would kill you I am not lying.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo, if you interrupt him anymore I swear I’ll knock some teeth out of you head.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">I didn’t say anything.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Okay just stay quiet and go on.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">I told you he is witchcraft to take this island. He stole it from me. If your Higness is willing take revenge on that because I dare not to-
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">That’s for sure.

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<span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> I didn’t call you a liar. Are you going crazy too? Curse this drink! See what happens when you drink too much. You beast go burn, and you can too! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Hahahaha...Lol! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Now continue with your story. –Please continue and stand farther away. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Knock him out. Later, I will bust him up too! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Go farther away and tell me the rest of you story. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">As I had told you, he sleeps in the afternoon. During that time you can hit his skull after capturing his books; you can hit his skull with the wood; then you can “stab” into his belly; or remove his “windpipe.” Remember though to take his books because without them he is just a poor thing just like me and cannot control not one spirit. All the spirits despise him as I do. Do not forget to set on fire his magic books. He has some brave utensils for that’s what he calls them. He will probably decorate the house when he receives one. The more important thing though is his daughter Miranda. She is so beautiful and she has no comparison. Never have I seen such a woman besides my mother, Sycorax, but you can’t even measure the two. //(Outlining her figure.)// <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Really, how fantastic? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">My lord, yes. She’ll look great in your bed next to you and what fine kids she’ll produce. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Beast, I will harm this person. Miranda and I will be king and queen- God- shield us! – and you and Trinculo will be our “governors.” <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Great! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Give me your hand. //(Hand-shaking)// Please forgive me for hitting you. Just try to direct your words. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> In about a half an hour he should be sleeping. Will you strike him then? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Yes, I promise. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">You make me jump for joy! Will you sing me the tune of the song you taught me earlier? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">I’ll do whatever you ask, beast, anything that makes sense at least. Come on Trinculo. Sing with me. //(Sings)// <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">//Dismiss ‘em and ziss ‘em// //<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">And diss ‘em and dismiss ‘em. // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">//<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Thought is free. //<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">That’s not the beat I had in mind. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">What’s this song? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">That’s the beat played by Nobody. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **//<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">(To unseen musician.) //<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">If you’re a pan, then let us see your race. If you’re a demand then vanish. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Oh, pardon all my faults. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Lifeless beast have to pay their debts. God please help pus! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Are you a chicken? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> No beast, I am not. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Don’t be an oscar the grouch... speaking if chicken i am quite hungry, i could go for a chicken dinner right about now, with potaotes and everything it will be great, anyway back to you ! This place is full of pounds, poisens and sweat harmonies that take your feelings <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">great and do not alarm anyone. Somelimes I listen to pots of “twinging” instruments makes sounds at my ears, and sometimes the sounds that send me back to sleep even if I had just woken up- and then dreamt of the heavens opening up and sending its riches on me that when I wake cup, I just weep to dream again. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">This will be a greet kingdom to tool, where the music is pee. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">As soon as Prospero is gone. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">That will son happen. I bear in mind the plot. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">The noise is going away. Let’s chase after it and then finish all the dirty work “afterward.” <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Show us, best; we will follow behind. I wish I could see this unseen drummer. He can surely <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">play or blow. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">**<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">I am following behind you, Stephano. Are you roaming?
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">You’ll be king of the island for sure. You'll be hotter than Joe Jonas and be able to call yourself a hottie with a body. ======
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">And how would you go about doing that. Can you bring me to him?
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Yes, yes, my lord. I’ll take you to where he sleeps and you can pound a nail into his head.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Caliban: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">What an idiot this guy is. You’re a rotten piece of work. I beg your Highness beat him up and take the booze from him. When he loses that he will be drinking salt water, since I’ll never tell him where the clean water is.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Trinculo, pay attention. If you disrupt this monster with one more word, I’ll mess you up like a piece of fish.
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Trinculo: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> What are you talking about? I didn’t do anything. I need to take a walk and get away,
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"> Didn’t you call him a liar?
 * //__<span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Ariel: You liar! __//**
 * <span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Stephano: **<span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Oh really, I lied? Take this. //(Punches Trinculo.)// <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">If you want more of that, just call me a liar again.
 * //__<span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">Ariel: PLAYS LUNE ON DRUM AND RIPE. __//**<span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bell MT','serif'">