Shwasted

|| Shwasted ||  || |||| (Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "sh**f** aced" and "wasted". ||
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 Script Act 5, Scene 1 Lines 1- 199 Theme: Modern Day Hollywood __Characters : __  Ariel: Ashley (Queen) Gonzalo: Julia ( Zac Efron) Prospero: Kristen (Hugh Hefner) Alonso: Laura ( Joe Jonas) Sebastian: Maria (K-Fed)

 <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> __ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (Pg 145)  __ // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Prospero walks in putting on his robe  // // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Ariel comes in poo  // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">  **P**: my masterful plans are coming to a point, everything is right on schedule. What time is it? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">  **P:** that’s what I said when I told you that I made the storm. My spirit, how are the king and his followers pooing? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (Pg 147) <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">  **P:** REALLY??? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">  **P**: If I were you, I would not be so forgiving. I feel pain just as much as they poo, so they can relate more to me. I’m happy now that they feel bad for what they’ve done. Go release them Queen. I’ll make them normal again. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** A: ** I got you. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">//<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'">Ariel Exits // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">  **P**: I’ve got the poop! //(Draw large circle on stage with cane)// There is a strong storm coming. All of poo, poo are working, get ready for a rude awakening. Be ready cuz with my powers, anything is possible//.//// <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (wave’ cane like casting a spill)  // // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Music starts to play after line finishes  // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> __ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (Pg 149)  __ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> // Ariel enters //// with everyone who goes into the circle Prospero drew- Ariel does not go into circle // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P: ** even though you’re having a bad day, it’s all gonna be fine. Joe, it’s payback time. Antonio, you disgust me with ur outrageous cravings. Ariel, go get me my hat. U’ll be free to leave soon. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (__Pg 151)__ // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Ariel leaves and comes back with Prospero’s robe  // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> **A: (**song) Where bees drink I drink too <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> I lay in a flower like a foot in a shoe <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> I sleep when the owls cry <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Laying on backs of bats as they go by   <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Going around the world in summer night <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Under the blossom of a bough so tight. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P ** :That’s my bunny Queen singing. I’m gonna miss you cupcake, but you will be free. Go to the king’s ship, but stay invisible. The sailors will be sleeping, but the master boatswain will be awake. Bring him to me ASAP!! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> A ** : Ill be as fasts as the Greece lightning <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Ariel exits  // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** G: ** This place is nothing like High School Musical 3! There is no make-up artist, no hairstylist, and no Vanessa? We need to work this out by get are heads in the game cause we are all in it together. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P ** : Joe, your highness, I’m wrong. Let me give you a hug so you know its me. Come here! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** Al: ** Weather you really are who you say you are or this is some weird joke idk. If all this crazy stuff is true there must be some mad crazy explanation for what happen. I will give you your dukedom back and I beg u to forgive me. But this is mad crazy how Hugh is still alive and on this island//!// <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P ** : Gonzalo, my friend, give me a hug. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** G: ** Can I get back to you on that…..I’ll have my people call your people. <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P: ** you’re living the good life now you luck ducks! Welcome boys //(Sebastian and Antonio)// I could turn you both in as traitors, but for now, I won’t say a word… __ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (Pg 155)  __ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** S: ** //(to the side)// The devil is speaking through him <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P ** : No (//to Antonio)// I can’t call you my brother anymore you EVIL man! I forgive you for all of your sins, but in return I want my dukedom back NOW!! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** Al ** : So if you’re really Prospero tell me how all this went down- how u were saved and how we met u here And PLEASE TELL ME WERE MY SON TAYLOR IS !!! <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P: ** I’m sorry man <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** Al ** : Nothing can take my pain away and waiting is only making it worse <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P: ** You haven’t tried at all! You have to be patient, patience helped me when I suffered what you are now <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** Al: ** You have sutured a loss like mine?? <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P: ** Yeah, just a little while ago I had a loss like yours, but I didn’t have as many people to comfort me as you do, since my girl died. =[ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** Al: ** Ohh my God YOUR DAUGHTER. Just imagine if the two of them were alive livin in Naples as King and Queen. I would give my life, my riches EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING for my son to just be alive. //(Prospero)// // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> End of page everyone but Prospero & Alonso slowly leave  // __ <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (Pg 157)  __ // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Prospero slowly walk off while saying last paragraph of the last line looking into the distance at Miranda & Ferdinand  // <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> ** P: ** I lost her in the last storm. The lords can’t even believe it! This story is too long to tell, maybe when we meet again. (to Alonso) Come on in dude. This is my royal court. Look around. Since you’ve given my dukedom back to me, I’ll pay you back
 * A:** <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Its 6… when you told me you would be finished.
 * A:** <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> There stuck in the trees that protect your house from CRAZZY storms. There not getting out till you say. The king, his brother and your brother, are all waiting blazed out of there mind from their guilt. “Your budd Gonzalo” is buggin the most… having a good old cry. Your nasty spells left them mad sick in the head… you'd feel bad if you saw them.
 * A:** <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> Id feel shady if I were you.
 * <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> (Pg 153)

__Props:__ - Guitar - Chess set - Robe - Cane