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We are BS (bee-ess) Productions __B * S * e * t * a * i t * e * r * a t * p * a * h e * h * *__

theme song: You get the limo out front (oh oh oh) Hottest styles, every shoe, every color Yeah when you're famous it can be kinda fun It's really you but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends But on stage you're a star

You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together And you know that it's the best of both worlds

The best of both worlds

You go to movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom? ) Hear your songs on the radio Livin' two lives is a little weird (yeah) But school's cool 'cause nobody knows [nobody knows]

Yeah you get to be a small town girl But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together And you know that it's the best of both You know the best of both worlds

Pictures and autographs You get your face in all the magazines The best part is that You get to be whoever you wanna be

Best... best... yeah the best of both Best... best... you got the best of both Best... best... c'mon the best of both

Who would have thought that a girl like me Would double as a super staaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Woo! You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together And you know that it's the best You get the best of both worlds Without the shades and the hair You can go anywhere You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together... oh yeah It's so much better 'Cause you know you've got The best of both worlds

SCRIPT: Ariel (lines224-228): I will work for you Billy ray and will do whatever you please whether it is swimming, flying, or even diving into the fire just to please you. I am at your service. Prospero- have you done what I want exactly how want lily? Ariel (lines 231-242): I have proved my loyalty to you by starting a tempest upon the King’s ship. There was thunder and lightning and a powerful wind. It was so tremendous that everyone was scared, even Neptune who trembled under my storm. prospero- did u make ya didn’t kill no one? Ariel (lines 246-253): All the sailors and others abandoned the ship, thinking that it was hopeless to survive on it during the storm. Even the King’s son Ferdinand abandoned the ship. He is swimming in the direction of our island. prospero- was it close enough to shore Ariel (line 256): He will arrive soon. prospero- Great job lily but TELL ME ARE THEY SAFE!? Ariel (lines 258-265): I have not injured any sailors or any other crew members. They are all safe. I have put them safely around the island in groups. But I left Ferdinand to swim to the island without anyone. He is sitting in the forest all alone. Ariel (line 269- 280): I have put the King’s abandoned ship in a nearby harbor where no one will find it. The rest of the fleet is on a float on their way to Naples. They think Ferdinand is dead after seeing him jump off the ship. What time is it I got mo business! Ariel (line284): It is the middle of the season prospero0- SWEET NIBLETS! Its business time Ariel (line287-289): AWW MAN!!! What do I have to do now? I have completed your orders. When are you going set me free me? You promised to let me go soon. prospero- YEEEE DOGEY! Attitude! Wut do u want?@! Ariel (line 292): I just want to be free. <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Prospero- NOT Now!!!!! <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 294- 298): I have not done anything wrong. So why do you continue to punish me? I’ve never told you a lie, made a mistake, and have served without showing my hatred. You promised to let me go after a year. I want my promise. <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (Lines 301):NO <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero- your not done tiil I say ur done! I think u forgot what I did for u! <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 307): I did not <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero- yes you did and I can hurt u forget <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 311): NO <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero: Do you remember sycarax? <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 313): from Argier <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero- well bring her dumb but son to me right now <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 321): Yes sir <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero- hes as dumb as a slug on a hot july morning on uncle urls farm <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel: If I do a good job will you free me. <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero- sure sure be gone! <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 357-258): YAY!! What will I do with my freedom? What will I be? <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">prospero- OK GET OUTTA HERE! <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Ariel (line 382): Whatever you want Billy Ray. I’ll do it. <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Caliban: Theres enough wood inside (377)

<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Prospero: JACKSON HAVE YOU BATHED? I SMELL YOU COME HERE BOY)

Caliban: I curse you!! (385-388)

Prospero:

Caliban: Mom gave the house to me before she died. Its mine and you guys can’t take it. (395-411)

Prospero: <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Caliban: HAHA! You’re not the boss of me you know. (419-421)

Prospero: <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> Miranda: <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';"> OH SWEET NIBBLETS,Daddy!!! That’s one humdinger of a story! I’m not sure how I feel about that. <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Caliban: **i know and if i would have done it thered be jaksons ALLLL over the house**

<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Caliban: Welll… you taught me to speak English, but now I can curse you out. (437-439) <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Miranda: <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Stupid! You’re being so ridiculous! I felt bad for you! I taught you everything there is to know. I took my time to teach you everything; I guess that means I wasted my time. Either way, I taught you all those things and I deserve credit. You were so lost and almost as dumb as a rock at the Tennessee State fair! Jackson, you wouldn’t be anything without me. <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> Prospero:
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Miranda: **<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Daannnggg! Bad idea. Jackson is so not going to help Daddy!! I mean, look at him, he so… //Jackson//!

Caliban: fine ill go, but you guys better leave me alone.

SABOTAGE: SCHWASTED- changed characters and added lines and a picture WEEZY WORLD: wrote on their wall MS LADY POVEC’S TRIPLE LMCAMJ WOMEN: added pictures and lines TRIPLE L M : added pictures and lines