Caliban's+Corner

=     __CALIBANS CORNER!__      = =     The Tempest! Act 3. Scene 2     = =           __STARRING...__  Stephano =Lynda  = = Trinculo = Sami  = = Caliban = Rosie  = = Ariel = Kaitlin  = = =


 Trinculo: You goon! How could you be so stupid?! There’s five cats here, and we’re three of them! If they other two are smart like us-there’s gonna be some problems! Stephano: What’s the mattah with you? Drink-when I tell you to! Trinculo: Where else would they be? If you were a big boy, you would go look for them!

Stephano: This bimbo has downed all the giggle water: I’m number one! You can’t stop me! You will be my new boys! **Trinculo: You can have him if you want-but he ain’t the cat’s meow!** Stephano: We won’t run, bimbo Trinculo: Or leave either! But you lie and say nothing Stephano: Attaboy! You’re a dreamer, a good one… Caliban: You’re the bee’s knees, the big cheese! I’ll serve you-not him! Trinculo: That’s baloney, you liar! Was there ever someone who had such an edge like me? Will you ever tell a lie you half fish half monster? Caliban: Look, he’s making fun! Are you gonna allow this? Trinculo: He was born to be a monster! Caliban: Ay! He’s doing it again! Oy I Oughtta… Stephano: Trinculo-Calm down! This bimbo follows me-and I won’t make him suffer Caliban: There ya go, boss! Can I finish my story or not!? Stephano: Yes, it will. Kneel down and say it again. Trinculo-you and me will stand Caliban: I already told you, fools, I work for some old sap and this joing was taken away from me! Ariel: You lie! Caliban: Beat it you liar! I wish the boss would take care of you! Stephano: Trinculo! You say one more thing and I swear man, I’ll kill you! Trinculo: I didn’t say anything Stephano: Dry up and get lost! Continue… Caliban: He got this joint from me from the up and up of his tricks! We’re gonna get back at him! Stephano: Swell! Caliban: You lead the way… Stephano: How are we gonna do it? How are we gonna bump him off? Caliban: Yes yes! Ab-sol-lutely! Ariel: Baloney!!! Liar! Caliban: Oy I outta.!!! Beat him…he thinks he’s the cat’s pajamas…I’ll show him somthin’! **Stephano: Toughen up man! Don’t do any wooden knuckles! I swear I’ll beat you! **    Trinculo: I didn’t do anything man! Stephano: You just said he lied! Didn’t you? Ariel: Liar! Stephano: Oh am I? What I outta beat you! (Kicks him) Trinculo: I didn’t say nothin’! (Caliban laughs) Stephano: Alright now finish your story, step back… Caliban: Beat him, get at him and I’ll double cross him! Stephano: No! Get back over there … Caliban: As I said, you must take his books-that’s the source of all his tricks! He’s a dumb-fool without them! In order to bump him off you gotta get your hands on his books! He has a dame, boy she’s the cat’s meow! I never saw someone who got it like her!

Stephano: Is she doll? Caliban: Ab-so-ltely! I’ll bring her to ya if you do this for me! Stephano: I will bump off this guy and marry his daughter. She’ll be my baby, and we’ll be King and Queen. Trinculo, you will win too, you’ll be the boss! Trinculo: Dandy! Stephano: C’mon you bird, take my hand. Sorry I beat you up-you gotta watch what you say! Caliban: He’ll be asleep soon, then we’ll do the dirty work... Stephano: Yea, of course! Ariel (aside): I will tell Prospero this!

Caliban: You make me hosty totsy! Stephano: What’s that noise? Caliban: Don’t worry bout it…this place is full of all kinds of noises. Don’t be afraid Trinculo: Let’s follow the noise! We’ll do the dirty work later…Caliban lead us!