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  s- We are almost out of booze. When it's gone we will have to drink water, but not until it's all gone. So CHUG CHUG CHUG! You loser, make a toast to me!

t- This party is wack! You said there are five at this party and we are three of them, and we cant even find the other two! If the others are as wasted as we are than we are screwed. We'll have no ride home!

s- *turns back to Caliban* CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!


 * caliban drinks*
 * caliban is too drunk to speak*

s- This loser is so wasted he can't even talk! I have such a high tolerence, unlike this lightweight over here. I drunk drove the whole way here and I'm still alive. Go get us more alochol!

t- He's passed out, he can't even move

s- we'll we arent gunna get them ourselves!

t- yeah, get up


 * kicks Caliban*

s- be a good nerd and get us some more drinks!

c- Oh, I'm sorry, let me get you some more. c-oh, im no tgetting you anything, you're not as tough as him
 * looks at t*

t- are you a joke? I could totally take you down. You're so weak, I could eat you for breakfast!

c- He¹s so mean to me! is that okay with you Stephano? Beat him up!

t- Oh, just go crying to Stephano... Your are such an idiot.

c- Beat him up! Beat him up!

s- Trinculo, calm down. This loser¹s going to get us drinks. Be cool.

c- Thank you so much! I have a way to make you more popular!

s- Sure, sit down and tell us.
 * c sits and the other¹s stand*


 * enter Ariel*

c- So as I was saying, I used to be friends with this guyŠ and then he stole my wallet, my iPod, and my cell phone.

a- (pretending to be t.) B.S.

c- (to t.) No, I swear!! I wouldn¹t like to Stephano! He will kill you for saying that!

s- Trinculo, stop being so annoying. Shut up or I will cut you.

t- I didn¹t do anythingŠ

s-Well, just shut up. (to c.) Keep going.

c- So he just took everything! And I thought we were friendsŠ

s- That¹s ridiculous

c- You should beat him up, and then take everything back for me! You really should!

s- Sure. Is he here?

c- No. I will take you to him tonight, it will be easier then! He will be so wasted, hitting him will be so much easier.

a-(pretending to be t) B.S. you keep lying.

c- What the heck? Kill him Stephano! Take away his drink. I think he should drink water all night.

s- Trinculo, what did I say? Shut up. I swear, I will hit you if you are this annoying again.

t- I didn¹t do anything! What are you talking about!

s- You said that Caliban was lying!

a-(pretending to be t) Now you are lying.

s- Are you kidding? *hits t.* Am I lying now?

t- I didn¹t say you were lying! How wasted are you??

c- *laughs*

s- okay, keeping going s- Trinculo, go over there


 * t walks a few feet away*

c- You should keep hitting him. If you are tired I could smack him a few times too!

s- (to t.) go father away!! ( to c.) okay, keep going.

c- he gets really drunk at night, when you find him take a beer bottle and smash it over his head and slit his throat. Then you can take my stuff back from him. Then you can have his girlfriendŠthe hottie with the body.

s- is she that babe on the cheerleading squad?

c- yes, you can get with that

s- I¹ll hit him, I¹ll get your stuff back, and I will be the popular king in the school.

t- yes.

s- its all good dude, just watch your mouth.

c- go get him in a half an hour by then he will be so out of it.

s- yea I got you.

a- oh shoot I have to tell Prospero.

c- oh plug in some musicŠ(*singing*)

s- come on T


 * sings Miley Cyrus...See You Again*

C- that song blows.


 * Ariel plays the tune on a drum and a pipe (womanizer)*

S- What's with this song? Who Changed it?

C- What¹s going on someone else changed the song...why are you freaking outŠthere are more people here then just us.

S- The party has actually turned out goodŠ..more people came.

C- But don¹t forget to take down Prospero.

T- Don't worry, we have timeŠlets party it upŠwe¹ll do it later.

S- Go get us some more drinks.


 * They all exist*