Lip+Smackers

The tempest Act V scene I to line 199 ·  Prospero - Ali ·  Ariel - Leslie ·  Gonzalo - Molly ·  Sebastian - Sara ·  Alonso – Charlotte SCRIPT  [Prospero enters wearing his magic robes (groovy vest)]           [Prospero roller-skates in a large circle on the stage]  ** Prospero ** ill give up my mondo cool magic, break my staff and bury it, ill throw my book away, (to gonzalo) I feel bad for you ( to himself) they're coming out of my spell soon and will go back to normal ( to Alonso and Sebastian)) you both tricked me you phonys, now youll pay ( to Antonio ) you forgot you were my mellow and were ready to kill me all because of your greed-city you bogart, but I still forgive you Chesse Weasel (to ariel) look ariel they really are coming out of it. Do me a solid, go get my sword and the cool-a-roonie clothes I used to wear In Milan, you will soon be freer than a deuce.   ** Ariel ** (SINGSS and helps Prospero dress)     Don’t you forget about me      Don’t don’t don’t don’t      Don’t you forget about me    ** Prospero ** feel the funk! I’ll miss you when your free! Go to the ship and bring the master and the boatswain.   ** Ariel ** Awee sooky sooky ** Ariel ** im gonna blow this taco stand! ** Gonzalo ** Help Help, get me out of this pad, I can’t take it anymore ** Prospero ** (to Alonso) your radicalness, I am the duke, you are the king, what you did was wack, but I’m passed it, you are welcome here anytime (they hug) its truly me ! ** Alonso ** I say what?, I want to think its you, but how is that possible? give up being duke, and I beg you to forgive me  ** Prospero ** your ace! ** Alonso ** I still don’t believe this is 4-sho ** Prospero ** This place has taken a toll on you. (to Antonio and Sebastian) and you two, I could turn you in but I’m solid on down ** Sebastian ** It’s the devil speaking through him ** Prospero ** (to Antonio) I can’t even call you a brother anymore, but I do forgive you for all this. I demand the position of duke back! I know you have it. ** Alonso ** Prove that you really are Prospero. And the pain I have endure from the shipwreck you have caused, losing my son Ferdinand ** Prospero ** I’m sorry ** Alonso I ** t’s already happened; waiting for the pain to go away doesn’t help. ** Prospero ** you haven’t waited, I’m going through the same thing, waiting it out does work. ** Alonso ** you know how I feel?  
 * Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> When are we going to finish?
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Ariel **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> Chill man! We’ <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">ll finish at 6.
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> That <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">’s what I said when the storm first happened. You know? What’s the skinny on Alonso and his posse?
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Ariel **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> They all got busted by the fuzz, like you said. When you give the word they can be free. The king, his brother, and your brother are buggin’ <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> ill. Gonzalo’s the worst, your spell has taken a bad effect on him, if you saw him you’d feel bogus. Can you dig it?
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> For real?
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Ariel **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> Totally ! If I were a human, I would feel bad.
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> I do feel bad but they were so trippin’, gag me with a spoon, but it is like a lot harder to do the nice thing, but I <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">’m going to.
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Areil **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> Righteous dude, I <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">’m audi 5000
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">peace out, man.
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> be chill man I have lost my daughter, and I have no one to comfort me unlike you did man
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Alonso **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> dude I would give up my life for my son to be king of naples. Like when did you lose your daughter?
 * <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">Prospero **<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin"> ok heres the skinny, in the storm, but I swear its me, the same person who got kicked out of Milan and ended up on this radical island. (to Alonso) this is all I have now, but you have given me the dukedom back, and I have something to give you just as tubular! <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Consolas; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">. (reveals Ferdinand) <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #7030a0; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">